10 steps to kill, hide unwanted erection

A sudden erection can become a huge embarrassment if it happens in public, or you’re not properly dressed. Here is how to kill it.

Normally, a normal man has an erection from sexual stimulation.

More often than not, the erections start without warning, like early morning erections or sudden erections that happen when you have an encounter with a beautiful woman.

Such a sudden, unplanned erection can become a huge embarrassment if it happens in public, or you’re not properly dressed.

When this happens, you either bear the shame or you find a way to kill/hide the erection.

Here is how to kill it:

1. Go take a pee. You need to get yourself into the restroom. You can always excuse yourself from a crowd by saying you need to take a pee. When you are in the toilet, erase all sexual images from your mind. You can also pour water on your little member.
2. Stroll a little. Taking a walk will force your body to blood to your limbs in order to get them moving. It is that action that will stem the flow of blood to your penis and get the erecting calmed. So just walk around a bit and get the little bod calmed down.
3. Get a distraction. The best thing you can do for yourself is to find a way to distract yourself. This is because erections are as a result of the thoughts you have. For example, thinking about a woman’s breasts can give you an erection. So turn your mind to something else, something without sexual coloration. You can hardly think and sustain an erection.
4. Create weird thoughts. If you can imagine something weird, you might get rid of that unwanted erection quickly. You might want to imagine your worst fear coming to life. If you hate snakes, imagine snakes crawling in your lap. It might work
5. Change the temperature in your pant. An ice block is the best for this trick, but it may not be readily available. Just get anything cold into your pants to slow the blood rush.
6. Masturbate if you can. An erection is just a sign that your body wants to get some action. Remember that when a man ejaculates, he loses his erection temporarily. So you may ignite a quick release by masturbating, if you can.

If all the above fail, as it may sometimes do you have to go for Plan B – HIDE IT!

1. Put both your hands in your pocket. Doing that will ensure you don’t get suspected. It will make you look cool and give you an opportunity to tame your penis.
2. Cover the p-zone with something. Put a magazine or a book on your lap and pretend to be reading. If you are close to a table, shift closer so you can hide everything under it.
3. Fold your hands on your lap. If you do this, make sure the expression on your face is as casual as possible.
4. Distract everyone. This one may backfire or fail. Just say something that will get everyone’s attention away from you and use the moment to rearrange your member.

So there you go, you don’t have to endure those embarrassing moments again.

Just kill it or hide it.

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